Thursday 16 May 2013
Moving to youtube
I've started up a youtube channel, I will probably end up updating this blog more because I can just post the transcripts for videos for people that would rather read. the youtube channel can be found at https://www.youtube.com/user/EntryNodeVideo/videos?view=0&flow=grid
Sunday 17 March 2013
An Open Letter To EA™
Dear EA™
It's quite clear that your DRM doesn't work, most games are cracked in days by scene groups, and playing SimCity™ offline is becoming possible. Constricting the consumer is a noble cause and I appreciate your efforts, however I feel that you are perhaps being a little soft, so here's my proposal to you. Every new game should come with a fingerprint scanner and DNA test. This may seem peculiar but trust me, it works. Using this patented method we can make sure that only customers that register their fingerprints and genome may play the latest EA™ titles. You can ban dirty trolls from origin genetically and permaban anyone even related to them darn dirty pirates!
Perfect DRM like this will cost, but think of all the money you could make from threatening to ban people who refuse the latest map packs or dare unsubscribe from the next stellar EA™ MMO. Customers will flock to your products when they hear that you finally abolished piracy and lead the industry into a new golden age, even valve will be begging for you to buy them out. Secure the future of videogames, adopt DNA today!
Best Wishes
Bobby Kotick
It's quite clear that your DRM doesn't work, most games are cracked in days by scene groups, and playing SimCity™ offline is becoming possible. Constricting the consumer is a noble cause and I appreciate your efforts, however I feel that you are perhaps being a little soft, so here's my proposal to you. Every new game should come with a fingerprint scanner and DNA test. This may seem peculiar but trust me, it works. Using this patented method we can make sure that only customers that register their fingerprints and genome may play the latest EA™ titles. You can ban dirty trolls from origin genetically and permaban anyone even related to them darn dirty pirates!
Perfect DRM like this will cost, but think of all the money you could make from threatening to ban people who refuse the latest map packs or dare unsubscribe from the next stellar EA™ MMO. Customers will flock to your products when they hear that you finally abolished piracy and lead the industry into a new golden age, even valve will be begging for you to buy them out. Secure the future of videogames, adopt DNA today!
Best Wishes
Bobby Kotick
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